Chapter 61
Chapter 61
Foy Tucking Valarian in bed , I was excited to get back to Everly . Finally , my taffs are blue that I just want her to touch it and even look at it . I would take anything at this point , I ain’t picky , I will probably blow a load just by the sight of her pretty pink vagina Walking to the door , I had a spring in my step until my spawn opened his little mouth .
” Can you read me a book ? ” Valarian asks ; I froze with my hand on the door mid escape . Please be a five page pop – up book with one sentence on each page . ” Sure , ” I tell him turning around and stepping over Casey , who was asleep on his trundle . Valarian holds up the never ending story . It literally was a never ending fucking story . The thing was at least five hundred pages . Please be big lettering like page size , one letter a page big letters . Contentt bel0ngs to N0ve/lDrâ/ma.O(r)g!
Vatarian shuffles over , and I squeeze next to him on the bed , having to fold myself like origami to fit on the pint – sized human bed and open this book which , of course , was to do with space just like his bedroom . At least it’s educational , I groan . Which idiot brought this book ? Wait , I did ; I was that idiot . I would never encourage nighttime reading again ; I get it now ! Valarian looks up at me , blinking and yawning with a cute little face staring at me expectantly .
I start reading and get to some part on the milky – way and glance down , hoping he is asleep , but then I make eye contact with eyes that match mine . He was awake ! Why , why do you do me like this !
I was aware I was chucking a tantrum , knew it was a tantrum but for the love of God , go to fucking sleep ! 3 Stifling a growl and the urge to toss the book out the window , I continued reading . I knew Everly could feel my frustration , possibly feel the weight in m y damn balls too . Zoe owes me big for her crotch goblin waking my boy when I could finally get in some sexy time .
Even reading to Valarian , she kept mumbling about pink unicorns or some crap . I was damn near tempted to duct tape her mouth shut or put her in the hall . Lucky she is cute and kind of growing on me . To be honest , she had me at Uncle Valen , so I guess I wouldn’t disown her yet , and I would let her stay .
I continued reading this encyclopedia on space . An hour goes by , and I swear I heard Everly chuckle in the room down the hall . She was enjoying my torment , enjoying my blue balls . I almost did a happy dance when I noticed the fruit of my loins had finally crashed and carefully snuck off his bed . Stepping over Casey only to find her staring up at me , and in her hands was another book .
” Ah , sweety , my throat is dry , ” I tell her , and she pouts , fluttering the lashes of her big hazel eyes . ” You can have a sip from my drink bottle , Uncle Valen , ” she says while beaming and holding it up . That bloody word again , but it sounds so endearing . ‘ Uncle ‘ has a nice ring to it . That’s it . Zoe is on my most wanted list , off with her fucking head .
Casey moves over and rummages on the shelf pulling out a book that thankfully only had about twenty pages . She holds u p her drink bottle to me , and I shake my head , Definitely not drinking from that after she slurped on it . ” For your throat , so you can read , ” she said , and I heard Everly snicker . She is sorely mistaken if she thinks she is getting out of it , or would be by the time I was done with her .
No amount of willpower could stop the gagging cough as I squirted the tiniest amount of her water in my mouth . The time it took for me to swallow it and not run for the bathroom and sanitize my mouth was the longest few seconds of my life . It was like forcing myself to swallow a golfball , ” You can have some more ; I don’t mind sharing , ” Casey chirps . Does she not know whose father I am ?
Does she not see that he gets his strange behaviors from me ? Casey insists on me drinking some more of her backwash drink bottle , and I gag . The water tasted slimy . It shouldn’t taste slimy . Why is it slimy ? That was definitely spit and I think , a piece of cookie . I looked at the drink bottle and the tiny hole at the top before looking down at Casey .
How ? I wanted answers on how she could get a cookie in her drink bottle . It makes no sense , and I just swallowed it . Casey , now happy my non – existent thirst was quenched , hands me her book . I was going to hunt down the author or director , whoever invented prancing trolls , and murder them .
They deserved death . I understood Valarian’s hate for the movie , show , whatever the heck it was . The kid was obsessed . And I don’t mean slightly ; I am pretty certain Casey was their number one fan . They should be giving her freebies at this point .
She was a walking , talking promotion for them . Even the hairbands in her braided hair had princess poppy on them . I settled next to her reading it to her . I tried to skim a few lines to hurry it up . But she caught me . She is obsessed .
I don’t know why she needed me to read it . She knew it word for word and could probably recite it backward . After the fifth read – through , she finally passed out , and I made a quick dash for the bathroom and chugged down half a bottle of mouth wash before brushing my teeth and finishing the other half of the mouth wash . I needed to cleanse my insides of the bacteria I had just ingested .
I shiver at the thought of the germs in that bottle .. I sneak back to my room with a sigh of relief and shut the door and flick the lock . I mentally debated dragging the dresser i n front of it , too but figured surely they couldn’t pick a lock . Turning around , I looked at the bed . Nope , not happening .
She was asleep . I did not just ingest a slobbered on piece of cookie and drink spit water , and read half the damn library for her to fall asleep before I got back . Nope , she is paying up . I briefly wondered if I could get her to pay up for the kiss she owes , maybe kiss my little head instead o f my big one .
I ponder cursing Zoe and the kids for a few seconds before climbing in the bed like a creeper and stalking my mate . Sneaking between the sheets , I climb between her legs only for her to linee me in the face . ” shit , are you alright ? ” she mumbles , half asleep . ” Valen , it’s late , ” she whines and yawns a s I shove her legs apart and grip her ass i n my hands and drag her pussy closer for me to feast on . I suck on her thigh , and she jumps as I nip and suck at her skin , working my way to my prize .